Happy birthday. Clear your evening, wear comfy shoes and don't ask questions. We won't answer them anyway.
Pick one. Not both. Your drinks money is already in your Revolut.
No bookings here, so arrive early or fight a stranger for a table. We recommend arriving early. Wood-fired pizza in an old wallpaper shop with church benches and a confession box door, so feel free to confess anything before Act II.
15 Talbot Street · Open in MapsIf they ask, yes, you're Johan. Both of you. A tiny vinyl bar named after Parnell's scandalous affair with Kitty O'Shea. No food, so eat first or be brave.
98 Parnell Street · Open in MapsWhichever path you pick, both end up in the same place.
Both paths are about five minutes' walk from here
The ticket below opens and shows an Eircode. Walk there. We'll text it too, just in case. Do not reply "who is this".
Fifteen minutes early. Bring photo ID. Not for the reason you think.
About two hours. Back out by nine, with a story to tell.
Sealed until 18:30 on Tuesday. No peeking, no guessing out loud, and no bribing Carla. She's cheap, but she's loyal.
Walk to this Eircode now. Be there by 18:45.
Your ticket. Show this at the door. Screenshot it now in case your signal gives up.
Read carefully. Or don't. We can't stop you.